Thursday, July 31, 2008
I'm sorry, but this is just plain funny. This is via Chud.
Bloody Disgusting ran a report of how Lionsgate is releasing Clive Barker adaptation The Midnight Meat Train in an amazing new way.
Barely!
Exclusively in dollar theaters!
What in the hills, in the cities are they thinking? You don't release a film starring Vinnie Jones based on a short story from a series of somewhat obscure (though great) splatter books with a title that had theater audiences laughing at in only a few measly cheapass theaters! You bust that shit out on 3,300 screens, preferably in 3-D IMAX. What are the kids in the Midnight Meat Train Line who have been camping out since last October going to think?
Granted, as a fan of Clive Barker's older work and movies about beefy transit I'm looking forward to the Midnight Meat Train. I want to see it in a theater and based on BD's List [eat your heart out Oskar!] it looks like Atlanta will be deprived, choosing rather to stick with its own horrible MARTA system.
It sucks, but it's typical. Horror movies, especially ones that aren't a remake or starring Tom Hanks as The Grudge are often dumped. Part of the business. As a producer I saw our Grizzly Park go from wide theatrical release possibilities to one screen in Los Angeles for a week and from a wide DVD release to a DVD you have to hunt down to ask stores to order for you. It got to the point where I thought people were going to have to find a mystical moviola in the enchanted forest to see the thing, and that's only if they knew the secret password ["Gun-Kata"].
Part of the business, but Clive Barker himself isn't standing for it. This is where the funny gets downright HILARIOUS. Mr. Barker has issued a mandate to his fans that involves spamming Lionsgate with emails demanding a release befitting of a Vinnie Jones vehicle. Whether this is out of righteousness or a theatrical profit percentage deal is irrelevant. It's just plain great. Here's Mr. Barker's mandate. Enjoy it. Also, if you follow these instructions I demand you buy three items from the CHUD Cafepress Store as penance:
If you wish to see MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN in all its big screen glory at a THEATER near you, please do the following:
Cut and paste the message at the bottom of this post and e-mail it to:
1) investor relations at Lionsgate: keasterling@lionsgate.com
2) Lionsgate: general-inquiries@lionsgate.com
3) call Lionsgate at (310) 449-9200 and express your desire to see MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN get the release it deserves.
BE POLITE AND PROFESSIONAL! We do not want to piss them off, just want them to know how many fans out there would like to shell out their hard earned cash to see the most groundbreaking horror film of the past ten years in a real movie theater!
HERE'S A SAMPLE MESSAGE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE (or feel free to compose your own):
Dear Lionsgate,
As a long time Clive Barker fan, I am writing you to express my strong desire to see "The Midnight Meat Train" on the big screen.
Rumors are currently circulating that the film will only be released on a limited basis and I am very concerned that I will miss my opportunity to see the most highly anticipated Clive Barker film in over a decade in all of its big screen glory!
There are millions of horror fans like myself who have been disappointed by the recent trend towards watered down PG-13 horror movies. Clive's work represents a return to serious, thought provoking horror movies and with Ryuhei Kitamura at the helm, I am even more excited to experience this collaboration, as it was intended: in a packed theater with hundreds of other horror fans like myself!
I urge you to please give this film the release it deserves!
Many thanks,
Clive Barker
Note: Did you get the pun up above? I used the word scoop in a story about Woody Allen movies. You didn't? Did anyone besides me see that movie?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Tom Bergeron
Heidi Klum
Howie Mandel
Jeff Probst (Probst!)
Ryan Seacrest
Friday, July 25, 2008
The Studiois keeping the story under wraps, but rumors say it will take the sci-fi vigilante classic in more of a noir direction. This being Aronofsky, the film will probably more tech-punk than noir with plenty of quick cuts and an awesome Clint Mansell score (which will then be used for every trailer made after, the same way his music for Requiem for a Dream and The Fountain basically have been).
Thursday, July 24, 2008
The most glaring thing I noticed from the this trailer is that Mark Ruffalo has never been nominated for an Academy Award. How is that even possible?
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Mamma Mia!
This movie is crap but I was laughing all the way through it. The problem is, I couldn't figure out if I was laughing with the movie or at it. It's bad, yes, but is it supposed to be that bad? I mean, it is ridiculous in that fabulous way with an absurd story and a group of supporting actors always there to sing back up. Meryl Streep delivers probably her worst performance of all time, but it takes someone as talented as her to deliver something this bad. I know that doesn't make a whole lot of sense but see this movie and it will. The site of her rolling around on a roof top singing Mamma Mia is something that will probably never leave my mine, nor would I want it too.
I said I laughed all the way through the movie up above, and that is a bit of a lie. This movie is long, just under two hours, which is about 20 minutes too long for this type of stuff. The film is sweet as candy, but like the sweets, your stomach starts to hurt after too much. There is a scene late in the film where one person, hell, none of you are ever going to see this so I may as well go into story details. Right before her daughter is to be married there is a scene of Meryl Streep singing to Pierce Brosnan that is one of the most boring sequences in recent films. Nothing happens, absolutely nothing. The camera simply spins around the two as they stand there and she sings. This lasts the entire song but feels like the length of a whole album.
The movie is actually just on big mess. I know what happened in the last ten minutes or so of the film but I'm not sure why or how. The person who was going to get married didn't, which apparently is what the husband always wanted, and then anther person does get married in what must go down as the quickest engagement to matrimony in the history of movies. People don't even appear to be part of the same space as the background, almost like they had been photoshopped in. White lines surrounding their body while the beautiful background just sits there on a whole other plane. And the less said about Julie Walters embarrassing performance the better.
NOTE: Please stay for the end credits. Its one of the most bizarre and out of left field sequences I have ever seen.
Monday, July 21, 2008
After 33 years on the air, 23 of them with Disney, the studio has decided to take the program named "Siskel & Ebert" and then "Ebert & Roeper" in a new direction. I will no longer be associated with it.Richard Roeper also resigned from the show but I don't think anyone really cares about that, except Richard Roeper.
The show was a wonderful experience. It was a great loss to me when surgery in July 2006 made it impossible for me to appear on the air any longer. Although I remained active behind the scenes, I feel that Richard Roeper and several co-hosts, notably Michael Phillips and A.O. Scott, have excelled at carrying on the tradition Gene Siskel and I began in 1975 with "Sneak Previews" on PBS.
Gene and I felt the formula was simplicity itself: Two film critics, sitting across the aisle from each other in a movie balcony, debating the new films of the week. We developed an entirely new concept for TV. Few shows have been on the air so long and remained so popular. We made television history, and established the trademarked catch-phrase "Two thumbs up."
The trademark still belongs to me and Marlene Iglitzen, Gene's widow, and the thumbs will return. We are discussing possibilities, and plan to continue the show's tradition.
Gary Ross is attached to direct, and "Recount" writer Danny Strong will write the script.
Maguire would play Jack Greenberg, who, as an idealistic lawyer fresh out of law school, joined with NAACP Legal Defense Fund head and future Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall to win a Supreme Court case that ruled segregation in American schools illegal.
Remember when no toga & sandal movie ever triumphed at the Oscars… until Gladiator was nominated for 12, and won 5? Remember when no sword & sorcery movie had ever conjured up squat, until the Rings trilogy nabbed a grand total of 17 out of 30 nominations? No serial killer movie ever amounted to much until Silence of the Lambs crept up and shocked audiences out of their socks. No contemporary crime thriller had won Best Picture since The French Connection — until two reinventions blasted to the top, the past two years in a row.Of course this film will rake in the nominations for all the tech categories but why can't it break into some of the major ones? Its really that good. The article lists the possibilities for the film to nominated:
I would add at least one more, Christopher Nolan for Best Director. He really does deserve to at least be nominated. I don't know what the rest of the year holds but I'm not sure if anyone will do as good a job as putting a picture together as he has here. That would make 9 Oscar nominations, not bad for a summer blockbuster based on a mere comic book.
* Best Supporting Actor • Heath Ledger
* Best Cinematography • Wally Pfister
* Best Editing • Lee Smith
* Best Music • James Newton Howard, Hans Zimmer
* Best Art Direction • Nathen Crowley
* Best Make-up
* Best Visual Effects
* Best Sound
* Best Sound Mixing
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight is hands down the greatest comic book movie of all time. I don't even like putting it in those terms though, this film also ranks above the greatest crime dramas or serial killer films ever put onto celluloid. It's pop entertainment with subtle political jabs and a moving story all rolled into one. That it's about a guy who dresses in a bat costume shouldn't make anyone think any less of it.
All of the pre-release hype surrounding Heath Ledger's Joker performance was totally warranted. He is one of the all time great screen villains in turn that is incredibly strange, scary, and really very funny. He has moments and monologues here that make you lean forward, wondering where it is all coming from. It's not just all over the top antics either, he has quiet moments that, while no less weird, are even more frightening then him in the middle of a Gotham street with a machine gun. All the other actors put in top notch performances too. Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Eric Roberts, not a bad word can be said about any of them. I am especially involved in Gary Oldman's turn as the police commissioner Jim Gordan, a man that will do anything for his job and his family.
Try to see this film knowing as little as possible. There are so many twists and turns that its amazing it doesn't screw itself up at some point. The film is like a screw slowly tightening and it never lets up or makes a false move. I could go on and about the film but to be honest, I just want to go see it again.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
UPDATE: Either Empire has taken the trailer down or the site has crashed due to traffic. If it doesn't work at first, try it again later.
UPDATE 2: Apple now has the trailer in glorious HD.
COMEDY
COMEDY SERIES
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage
The Office
30 Rock
Two and a Half Men
ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men
ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Kevin Dillon, Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
Jeremy Piven, Entourage
Rainn Wilson, The Office
SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live
Jean Smart, Samantha Who?
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty
GUEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Will Arnett, 30 Rock
Shelley Berman, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Steve Buscemi, 30 Rock
Tim Conway, 30 Rock
Rip Torn, 30 Rock
GUEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Polly Bergen, Desperate Housewives
Edie Falco, 30 Rock
Carrie Fisher, 30 Rock
Kathryn Joosten, Desperate Housewives
Sarah Silverman, Monk
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock
DRAMA
DRAMA SERIES
Boston Legal
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men
ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
James Spader, Boston Legal
ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Glenn Close, Damages
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Ted Danson, Damages
Michael Emerson, Lost
Zeljko Ivanek, Damages
William Shatner, Boston LegalJohn Slattery, Mad Men
SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Candice Bergen, Boston Legal
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest, In Treatment
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy
GUEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Charles Durning, Rescue Me
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Oliver Platt, Nip/Tuck
Stanley Tucci, ER
Glynn Turman, In Treatment
Robin Williams, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
GUEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Ellen Burstyn, Big Love
Diahann Carroll, Grey's Anatomy
Sharon Gless, Nip/Tuck
Anjelica Huston, Medium
Cynthia Nixon, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
REALITY
REALITY COMPETITION PROGRAM
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef
HOST FOR A REALITY OR REALITY-COMPETITION PROGRAM
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Heidi Klum, Project Runway
Howie Mandel, Deal or No Deal
Jeff Probst, Survivor (PROBST!)
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
REALITY SERIES
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Extreme Makeover
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List
VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY
VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill MaherSaturday Night Live
VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SPECIAL
Bill Maher: The Decider
George Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya!
James Taylor: One Man Band
Kathy Griffin: Straight To Hell
The Kennedy Center Honors
Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
MINISERIES OR MOVIE
MINISERIES
The Andromeda Strain
Cranford
John AdamsTin Man
MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE
Bernard and Doris
Extras: The Extra Special Series Finale
The Memory Keeper’s Daughter
A Raisin In The Sun
Recount
ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR A MOVIE
Ralph Fiennes, Bernard And Doris
Ricky Gervais, Extras
Paul Giamatti, John Adams
Kevin Spacey, Recount
Tom Wilkinson, Recount
ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR A MOVIE
Dame Judi Dench, Cranford
Catherine Keener, An American Crime
Laura Linney, John Adams
Phylicia Rashad, A Raisin in the Sun
Susan Sarandon, Bernard And Doris
SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Bob Balaban, Recount
Stephen Dillane, John Adams
Denis Leary, Recount
David Morse, John Adams
Tom Wilkinson, John Adams
SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Eileen Atkins, Cranford
Laura Dern, Recount
Ashley Jensen, Extras: The Extra Special Series Finale
Audra McDonald, A Raisin in the Sun
Alfre Woodard, Pictures Of Hollis Woods
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Williams plays Lance, a high school poetry teacher who copes with his son's death from a freak masturbation accident by faking a suicide note to spare the family shame. The note, published without his permission, ends up becoming a sensation, and Lance reignites his writing career by penning a personal journal he claims was written by his son (Daryl Sabara).
Gilmore plays Claire, a teacher who has an affair with Lance.
Bob Goldthwait (ha!) wrote the script and is directing the project.
The NBC sitcom from Office writer-producers Greg Daniels and Mike Schur will not share characters with the Steve Carell series, but will still get the post-Office timeslot early next year.
Poehler will star in the new series alongside Aziz Ansari.
The title and premise of the new sitcom are as yet undisclosed and perhaps even undetermined.
Monday, July 14, 2008
It also appears as though Jack Black is attached to reprise his role as rock star wannabe/substitute teacher Dewey Finn. Richard Linklater is also attached to direct again.
The follow-up,titled School of Rock 2: America Rocks, picks up with Finn leading a group of summer school students on a cross-country field trip that delves into the history of rock 'n' roll and explores the roots of blues, rap, country and other genres.
Young @ Heart
An inspiring, heart braking, wildly entertaining documentary that is somewhat brought down by the pompous and too on the nose narration of its director. The characters are the real stars here but he keeps interjecting reciting exactly what is happening or about to happen on screen. It's not enough to bring the whole film though and when he is out of the way you will find yourself completely caught up in the story of these senior citizens and their choir singing modern rock songs.
NOTE: No idea why the title of the movie is Young @ Heart and not Young at Heart, which is the actual name of the choir. I guess they were trying to appeal to the younger, text message crowd.
NOTE 2: There are also a few music videos that pop up time to time with a few of the choir members doing songs such as I Wanna Be Sedated, or Stayin' Alive. These add nothing to the overall story and seem like something that should show up as a DVD extra then been placed within the narrative. The first one was cute but after the third one showed up I was just waiting for them to end.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
We've given him more money and, even more importantly, more time for him to work on the film," Horn said. "We'd like to find a common ground that represents Spike's vision but still offers a film that really delivers for a broad-based audience. We obviously still have a challenge on our hands. But I wouldn't call it a problem, simply a challenge. No one wants to turn this into a bland, sanitized studio movie. This is a very special piece of material and we're just trying to get it right."
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
For those of you who don't know who Jonathan Penner is, here is a video tribute somebody has posted on YouTube.
This was all learned via CHUD.
This has no relation to the just announced comic Sherlock Holmes movie, which stars Sacha Baron Cohen as the sleuth and Will Ferrell as his assistant, Watson.
RE: What was your method? All of the people you talk to in "Encounters at the End of the World" are genuinely interesting originals, with a particular way of discussing their lives almost objectively. Did you wander around chatting up your South Pole citizens? How did they regard the idea of a film about their settlement? Did some of them know you and your work? Among those who did not, how did you strike them?
WH: Going to Antarctica required a lot of self-confidence. There was no possibility to go on a scouting trip. I went down there only with a cinematographer (I did the production sound), and I knew I had to come back with a film seven weeks later.
The community at McMurdo did not know much about me, but they accepted me quickly. Quite a few of them I met only for a few minutes more than what you can see on the screen. The scientist who studies the gigantic glaciers ("larger than the country that built the Titanic") was on his way to his plane to New Zealand; he had only thirty minutes for me, and twenty I spent to make him feel calm and comfortable. Then I said: "I know that deep inside you are a poet. Tell me about the iceberg, and tell me about your dreams."
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
UPDATE: You can watch all of SLC Punk on YouTube, starting right here. I found out all of this via The Playlist, by the way.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Turning to more professional issues, De Niro said he would like to make two sequels to CIA Cold War drama “The Good Shepherd” -- one bringing the action forward from 1961 to 1989, the other following its hero, Edward Wilson (Matt Damon), up to the present day.There was also this little cryptic note about a future collaboration with Martin Scorsese, which apparently he is already working on.
His next project with Scorsese, which he declined to detail, is one on which he’s already working and should be ready by 2009, he said.
Earlier in an interview with the festival daily newspaper, De Niro had said he was “superstitious about talking about it.”
“They’re been wanting us to do a sequel to 'Superbad' for so long – but we’ve held off. We eventually said no. But this one, it’s not a precious coming-of-age story like 'Superbad,' it’s a weed action-movie and if it did well, and they gave us like $50 million dollars (as opposed to the $26M we got for this one) we could benefit from that.
Hancock
Sort of your typical summer fare, entertaining for the hour and a half you watch it but doesn't really add up to much else. In fact, the whole thing seems a little sloppy and feels like large chunks have been left on the cutting room floor in order to pump up the action scenes. Once a surprise twist is revealed (that I won't reveal here) the whole tone of the picture becomes a little heavier but still skimps over what could have potentially been some interesting material, exploring the true nature of what a super hero is. The first hour is funny and Will Smith avoids playing the character as a goofball and is, once again, really quite good in this. I probably enjoyed the material a little more simply because I am such a big Smith and Jason Bateman fan. It's not much but it makes you want to know what is going to happen next, and isn't that enough sometimes?