Worst of 2007

No real explanation needed here. I pretty much never want to see any of these movies again.

5. Beowulf
Sure the 3-D is nice and neat but everything else is so boring none of it really matters. Things look up towards the end when a giant dragon appears but by that time I was so indifferent to the whole thing that I don't think anything could have saved it.

4. TMNT
I am still confused by this movie. Was it a sequel to the other turtle films or a stand alone entry? Something happens during the running time but I can't remember exactly what or how. I'm most confused as to why I even went to see this in the first place.

3. Planet Terror
Robert Rodriguez's half of Grindhouse is designed as a bad movie and it works. Maybe too well.

2. Margot at the Wedding
God, what a disappointment. It's just one miserable conversation after another, then someone shits their pants.

1. Ghost Rider
The worst kind of movie. So mediocre you can't even laugh at it. You just sit there counting off second after grueling second until the whole thing ends. Walking out is probably a better option but you think it will get better, it has to. It never does.