Cinema Science

This is from Flick Filosopher.

How about that Golden Globes Winners Special? Wasn’t it special? Wasn’t it exciting? Why, it had all the glitz and glamour of the Golden Globes without any of the mess of the glitz and glamour!

…Marion Cotillard wins Best Actress in a comedy or musical movie, and he banters back about how it’s kinda funny that La Vie en Rose isn’t actually a comedy or a musical but a drama with music and that’s okay cuz hey, we just think she’s supergreat and wanted to give her an award? I can’t believe I’m defending the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the biggest bunch of starfuckers after the National Board of Review, but come on: at least pretend to grant them the integrity of their own awards categories. I mean, if we’re going to buy into all this nonsense at all.

And wasn’t it the both of them — Bush and the scary plastic girl with the orange arms that were either way overly fake-tanned or horrendously poorly lit — who suggested that Katherine Heigl really should have won, honestly, because it’s her year, what with how wonderful Knocked Up (for which she was not nominated) was getting married and all? Man, way to disappoint a girl, Hollywood Foreign Press meanies!